“There’s one class session where I will essentially do assignment four for you.  I’ll come in with a cloud over my head because I’m so embarassed that I’m actually doing this and we will do the problem.  We will then never talk about that class.  We will pretend it never happened.  And yet still, some of you will fail assignment four.”

“Once you have a probability distribution you’re 80% of the way to what…?  The special olympics?”

“It was derived from a mathematical equation…not reality.”0

“It’s a classic class action lawsuit.  Someone finds that their coffee can doesn’t have 8 oz. of coffee in it, drowns their kid in the bathtub, and then tries to sue the company for it.  C’mon, this is America.”